This Came Clear To Me After Just Six Minutes

Ben Knight
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Onward!

I’ve seen enough
Six minutes into last night’s Toronto FC match in Denver against the Colorado Rapids, this reporter had seen … enough.

You know, on election nights, when they interrupt the deeper analysis of the first two per-cent of the vote-count from East West Central Widgetville to tell you the Social Troglodyte party has won the election and will be doing any darn thing they want for the next four years?

Here’s the election call, from the Onward! desk:

Toronto FC will miss the MLS playoffs for the third consecutive season.

This came clear to me — as noted about – after just six minutes. Right around the time the TFC D hairballed up a completely optional loose ball that long-suffering goalie Stefan Frei was forced to the carpet to save.

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